I hope you both stay but I definitely understand how you feel. It starts to feel a bit like I'm the enemy here after so many posts in a row of how the EPA is making people do this and that. I still love the car and if I can still afford it by the time it comes out I will be getting one. But I'm tired.
The EPA isn’t making anyone do *anything* and I don’t get this notion that They’re Up To Something. Up to what, making sure we have clean water and air? Not being able to do a better job of making sure we have clean water and air? Monsters, all of you. Just stop it with this protection of my health, would you? Let me drink oily, chunky water so I can have oily, chunky teeth and organs.
Fun aside: I went out a couple of times with a guy who worked for the EPA as a communications person pre-pandemic. The most monstrous thing about him was that he was utterly dry/humorless, although he did admit that he’d eat an entire bowl of pastry cream given the chance. He told me never to speak to him again after I sent him cookies made with beer (I thought I was doing something nice, he just said he’d ordered 4 cases of beer!). Read the room wrong, apparently. No cookie pollution for that guy.
Edit: I feel like it’s important to add that this was a post-lockdown ill-calculated move where I thought we were getting on better than we apparently were, not a weird Valentine’s Day BE MINE OR I WILL WEAR YOUR FACE AS A HAT move. I was really embarrassed, although the righteously indignant part of me thought he was a jerk to use cookies as the moment to signal “nope, not interested.” Just do what a reasonable man does and ghost if you don’t want the confrontation!
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